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(3:14:39 PM) Nate: I think I mostly just surprise girls
(3:14:50 PM) Nate: I’m like in super prep-geek camoflauge
(3:14:59 PM) Nate: they never see my intensity & sensuality coming
(3:58:46 PM) Nate: this will help
(3:58:50 PM) Nate: just get on some charlie sheen
(3:59:31 PM) Nate: ” I’ve been like the ‘Aw, shucks’ guy with, like, this bitchin’ rock-star life. And I’m just finally going to completely embrace it, wrap both arms around it and love it violently. And defend it violently through violent hatred.”
Nate: pro-tip:
Nate: “Ok just have to say this and get it out because it has been on my mind. Not sure what words could describe it other then really hot and out of a movie when you picked me up and put me on the sink. That I have to say that might be the only time I had someone do that.”
supreme: so let me get this straight
supreme: last week, you
supreme: a) almost had sex with a girl at a hotel over the bathroom sink
supreme: b) had a former coworker booty call you and come over
supreme: and c) went to a MILF’s house to hook up with her
supreme: you, sir, are living the dream
supreme: and we thank you for that
Nate: lol
Nate: I sir, am an oil man
(4:47:06 PM) Nate: I don’t remember wronging her at any point
(4:47:28 PM) Nate: and going to a game doesn’t seem particularly sketchy to me?
(4:47:34 PM) Nate: I dunno
(4:47:41 PM) Nate: girls fucking blow
(2:24:01 PM) Nate: mr miagi looks constipated for great parts of this video
(2:24:09 PM) Nate: get that dude some coffee
