Nate: yah I need to work on my ball moviong skills
Nate: I got the driving down
Nate: gimme the rock and I'll take it to whoretown
Nate: but I gotta work on the soft science
(3:14:39 PM) Nate: I think I mostly just surprise girls (3:14:50 PM) Nate: I’m like in super prep-geek camoflauge (3:14:59 PM) Nate: they never see my intensity & sensuality coming
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(3:58:46 PM) Nate: this will help (3:58:50 PM) Nate: just get on some charlie sheen (3:59:31 PM) Nate: ” I’ve been like the ‘Aw, shucks’ guy with, like, this bitchin’ rock-star life. And I’m just finally going to completely embrace it, wrap both arms around it and love it violently. And defend it violently through violent hatred.”
Nate: pro-tip: Nate: “Ok just have to say this and get it out because it has been on my mind. Not sure what words could describe it other then really hot and out of a movie when you picked me up and put me on the sink. That I have to say that might be the only time I had someone do that.”
Drill deep and hope for oil
supreme: so let me get this straight supreme: last week, you supreme: a) almost had sex with a girl at a hotel over the bathroom sink supreme: b) had a former coworker booty call you and come over supreme: and c) went to a MILF’s house to hook up with her supreme: you, sir, are living the dream supreme: and we thank you for that Nate: lol Nate: I sir, am an oil man
(4:47:06 PM) Nate: I don’t remember wronging her at any point (4:47:28 PM) Nate: and going to a game doesn’t seem particularly sketchy to me? (4:47:34 PM) Nate: I dunno (4:47:41 PM) Nate: girls fucking blow
(2:24:01 PM) Nate: mr miagi looks constipated for great parts of this video (2:24:09 PM) Nate: get that dude some coffee
(10:29:21 AM) Nate: millions of gallons of oil is actually bad! (10:29:24 AM) Nate: well at least we’re not becoming like russia soooo fast (10:29:29 AM) Nate: just kinda dinking our way there (10:29:29 AM) Nate: =)
the waltz! →
I interviewed a stoned out joke
(1:30:32 PM) Nate: I dunno (1:30:35 PM) Nate: he was burned out (1:30:43 PM) Nate: might have just been too early for him at 1pm (1:30:44 PM) Nate: who knows (1:31:27 PM) Nate: he was not going to become a member of team Nate though (1:31:30 PM) Nate: I can tell you that
Motel 6: The choice of the Crazy & Desperate... →
TUCSON - Room 411, a king-bed single in a dark and grimy Motel 6 near the railroad tracks on the western edge of Tucson… This clerk’s reaction to Loughner is significant because the hotel regularly attracts some abnormal guests. Several days prior to Loughner’s visit, a guest used the bed to barricade himself in his room and committed suicide.
Dude looks like a lady cop. →
Hugh Jackman named coach of the Raiders →
Just win, baby.
Unhealthy sandwiches →
DC is no. 1!
Complex Conjugate →