Things My Friend Nate Likes

Winning!

Fri, 04 Mar 2011 13:41:08 -0500

(1:38:19 PM) Nate: yah I need to work on my ball moviong skills
(1:38:22 PM) Nate: I got the driving down
(1:38:37 PM) Nate: gimme the rock and I'll take it to whoretown
(1:38:49 PM) Nate: but I gotta work on the soft science

Ninja geek

Fri, 04 Mar 2011 11:03:07 -0500

(3:14:39 PM) Nate: I think I mostly just surprise girls
(3:14:50 PM) Nate: I’m like in super prep-geek camoflauge
(3:14:59 PM) Nate: they never see my intensity & sensuality coming

You missed your window of productivity

Thu, 03 Mar 2011 16:36:59 -0500

You missed your window of productivity:

(3:58:46 PM) Nate: this will help
(3:58:50 PM) Nate: just get on some charlie sheen
(3:59:31 PM) Nate: ” I’ve been like the ‘Aw, shucks’ guy with, like, this bitchin’ rock-star life. And I’m just finally going to completely embrace it, wrap both arms around it and love it violently. And defend it violently through violent hatred.”

Nate: pro-tip:Nate: “Ok just have to say this and get it out because it has been on my mind....

Thu, 03 Mar 2011 16:33:31 -0500

Nate: pro-tip:
Nate: “Ok just have to say this and get it out because it has been on my mind. Not sure what words could describe it other then really hot and out of a movie when you picked me up and put me on the sink. That I have to say that might be the only time I had someone do that.”

Drill deep and hope for oil

Thu, 03 Mar 2011 16:32:01 -0500

supreme: so let me get this straight
supreme: last week, you
supreme: a) almost had sex with a girl at a hotel over the bathroom sink
supreme: b) had a former coworker booty call you and come over
supreme: and c) went to a MILF’s house to hook up with her
supreme: you, sir, are living the dream
supreme: and we thank you for that
Nate: lol
Nate: I sir, am an oil man

Girls

Tue, 01 Feb 2011 15:08:27 -0500

(4:47:06 PM) Nate: I don’t remember wronging her at any point
(4:47:28 PM) Nate: and going to a game doesn’t seem particularly sketchy to me?
(4:47:34 PM) Nate: I dunno
(4:47:41 PM) Nate: girls fucking blow

(2:24:01 PM) Nate: mr miagi looks constipated for great parts of this video(2:24:09 PM) Nate: get...

Thu, 27 Jan 2011 14:39:34 -0500

(2:24:01 PM) Nate: mr miagi looks constipated for great parts of this video
(2:24:09 PM) Nate: get that dude some coffee

shocker!

Wed, 26 Jan 2011 10:27:00 -0500

shocker!:

(10:29:21 AM) Nate: millions of gallons of oil is actually bad!
(10:29:24 AM) Nate: well at least we’re not becoming like russia soooo fast
(10:29:29 AM) Nate: just kinda dinking our way there
(10:29:29 AM) Nate: =)

the waltz!

Wed, 26 Jan 2011 10:26:48 -0500

the waltz!

Rudy Gay. Most interesting man in the NBA! Suck on that, fools!

Tue, 25 Jan 2011 17:27:00 -0500

Rudy Gay. Most interesting man in the NBA! Suck on that, fools!

I interviewed a stoned out joke

Tue, 25 Jan 2011 13:31:00 -0500

(1:30:32 PM) Nate: I dunno
(1:30:35 PM) Nate: he was burned out
(1:30:43 PM) Nate: might have just been too early for him at 1pm
(1:30:44 PM) Nate: who knows
(1:31:27 PM) Nate: he was not going to become a member of team Nate though
(1:31:30 PM) Nate: I can tell you that

Hotness

Tue, 25 Jan 2011 12:18:37 -0500

Hotness

The story this year really should be “nfl seeding system...

Tue, 25 Jan 2011 12:15:00 -0500

The story this year really should be “nfl seeding system blows”

Motel 6: The choice of the Crazy & Desperate Everywhere!

Tue, 25 Jan 2011 12:01:00 -0500

Motel 6: The choice of the Crazy & Desperate Everywhere!:

TUCSON - Room 411, a king-bed single in a dark and grimy Motel 6 near the railroad tracks on the western edge of Tucson…

This clerk’s reaction to Loughner is significant because the hotel regularly attracts some abnormal guests. Several days prior to Loughner’s visit, a guest used the bed to barricade himself in his room and committed suicide.

Thursday, I felt like we had a very responsible and balanced...

Tue, 25 Jan 2011 11:59:00 -0500

Thursday, I felt like we had a very responsible and balanced time together, not too cruel and not too lovey dovey. I’m not dreading seeing you again next week.

Dude looks like a lady cop.

Tue, 25 Jan 2011 11:58:00 -0500

Dude looks like a lady cop.

Hugh Jackman named coach of the Raiders

Tue, 25 Jan 2011 11:54:00 -0500

Hugh Jackman named coach of the Raiders:

Just win, baby.

Unhealthy sandwiches

Tue, 25 Jan 2011 11:53:00 -0500

Unhealthy sandwiches:

DC is no. 1!

Photo

Tue, 25 Jan 2011 11:47:14 -0500

Complex Conjugate

Tue, 25 Jan 2011 11:47:00 -0500

Complex Conjugate