Things My Friend Nate Likes

• Nate: yah I need to work on my ball moviong skills
• Nate: I got the driving down
• Nate: gimme the rock and I'll take it to whoretown
• Nate: but I gotta work on the soft science

(3:14:39 PM) Nate: I think I mostly just surprise girls
(3:14:50 PM) Nate: I’m like in super prep-geek camoflauge
(3:14:59 PM) Nate: they never see my intensity & sensuality coming

Nate: pro-tip:
Nate: “Ok just have to say this and get it out because it has been on my mind.  Not sure what words could describe it other then really hot and out of a movie when you picked me up and put me on the sink.  That I have to say that might be the only time I had someone do that.”

supreme: so let me get this straight
supreme: last week, you
supreme: a) almost had sex with a girl at a hotel over the bathroom sink
supreme: b) had a former coworker booty call you and come over
supreme: and c) went to a MILF’s house to hook up with her
supreme: you, sir, are living the dream
supreme: and we thank you for that
Nate: lol
Nate: I sir, am an oil man

(4:47:06 PM) Nate: I don’t remember wronging her at any point
(4:47:28 PM) Nate: and going to a game doesn’t seem particularly sketchy to me?
(4:47:34 PM) Nate: I dunno
(4:47:41 PM) Nate: girls fucking blow

(2:24:01 PM) Nate: mr miagi looks constipated for great parts of this video
(2:24:09 PM) Nate: get that dude some coffee

(1:30:32 PM) Nate: I dunno
(1:30:35 PM) Nate: he was burned out
(1:30:43 PM) Nate: might have just been too early for him at 1pm
(1:30:44 PM) Nate: who knows
(1:31:27 PM) Nate: he was not going to become a member of team Nate though
(1:31:30 PM) Nate: I can tell you that